10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders