10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Fold and live to fold again