10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• It's Free To Fold...
• Welcome to kicker school
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha