10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.