10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike