10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT