10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.