10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown