10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.