10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.