10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.