10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Fold and live to fold again
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack