10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for loners.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."