10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword