10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln