10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright