10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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