10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.