10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha