10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• if u play for the thrill u are ill