10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Welcome to kicker school
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.