10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth