10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright