10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth