10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Fold and live to fold again
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.