10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."