10 Random Poker Quotes

Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Fook the floosh droo!
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
Never educate a stupid poker player.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery