10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts