10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Welcome to kicker school
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth