10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Welcome to kicker school
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson