10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow