10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.