10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is