10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.