10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?