10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.