10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)