10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)