10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.