10 Random Poker Quotes

Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Poker is for fat, American losers.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.