10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson