10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus