10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "No river, no fish."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.