10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.