10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A