10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)