10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson