10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow