10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Those eggs smell delicious!