10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.